Jo's friend Little Lord Frenchelroy was round for dinner last night, which gave me the opportunity to tell my French puns to a real life French person. He was not impressed. And neither will you be, but you're going to hear them anyway!
- Why does cheese go mouldy? Fromage!
- What's the most dangerous fish to eat? A poisson fish.
- What happened to the three kittens who went swimming? Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
- Why do the French only use one egg in their omelettes? Because one is an oeuf!
Your sides, do they split?
There is another one here, but I managed to totally butcher it when I told it and I'm not going to try again. Enjoy!
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