For the second time in four days I have the house entirely to myself. What does a hip young thing like me do with all that time alone, I hear you ask? Well!
I listen to old episodes of The Bugle podcast at full volume
I make huge and frankly revolting peanut butter concoctions and cram them carelessly in my face
I change the water in my fish tank and give them a running commentary of what I'm doing
I pee with the door open, while singing show tunes off key (only advisable if you are confident that you really are alone)
I rearrange the pantry so that the cereals are in alphabetical order
It's important to get a bit of time to yourself every now and then, or you start to go a bit peculiar.
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